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Win a signed hardcover copy of ‘War of Words’!

In Uncategorized on February 29, 2012 at 7:09 am

It'll make you laugh! It'll make you cry! It'll become a part of you!

My blog recently received its 2,000th hit of the year. Thanks to all of you who visit, whether on a regular basis or not. To commemorate this overall minor—though, to me, it’s a rather grand—occasion, I’m hosting a giveaway. The prize is a signed copy of my 2009 book War of Words, a non-fiction tale of murder and corruption set in 1880s San Francisco.

If you like your stories rife with gunplay, sordid sex, raunchy preachers, sleazy journalists, and vigilante justice, I think you’ll like this book. Here’s what the critics had to say:

Read takes us back to the post-Gold Rush era, when San Francisco was closer to the Hobbesian jungle of HBO’s ‘Deadwood’ than a modern metropolis . . . WAR OF WORDS is an engrossing tale of old San Francisco. Any fan of true crime or the seedy origins of the newspaper you are now reading will enjoy it.

– San Francisco Chronicle

Here is a narrative with the pace of a true crime work . . . A true tale of the Old West, replete with smoking guns, brothels, and rugged individualism, this entertaining work will appeal not only to those interested in U.S. history, particularly of the West, but of newspaper history.

– Library Journal

The Kalloch/de Young feud brims with a colorful cast of characters and explosive plot twists, and Read relates it in melodramatic style. His exuberant prose, liberally spiced with quotes from his florid predecessors, is well suited to this tale of political and journalistic mayhem and murder.

– Providence Journal

You don’t have to be a follower of this blog to enter (but it surely can’t hurt). Simply leave a friendly comment below. I’ll pick a winner at random next Wednesday. Good luck—and thanks again for reading!

Dreams of a non-bestselling author

In Writing on February 28, 2012 at 6:34 am

It’s safe to say most writers out there dream of quitting their day job and pursuing “The Craft” full time. This, for me, was once an all-consuming obsession. All I ever thought about was that moment, sometime in the future, when I’d turn in my letter of resignation and run from the office, laughing like a madman. While I still hope to someday be a full-time author, I now do a better job keeping my hopes grounded. There is, naturally, a part of me that hopes the next book will be “the one,” but now I try to focus more on the satisfaction and sense of accomplishment that comes from having a book published.

As I write this, my manuscript for Human Game—a non-fiction story detailing the Allied manhunt for a Gestapo murder squad in post-war Germany—is winding its way through the editing process at Penguin in the US and Constable & Robinson in the UK. It’s the first time I’ve had a book accepted simultaneously by publishers on both sides of the Atlantic. It’s exciting—but it also means I have to be extra vigilant when it comes to keeping my expectations in check. Still, I occasionally wonder what I’d do if this did indeed turn out to be the breakout book.

The only thing I’d change in my approach to writing would be the time of day I sit down to work. I write late at night when I have the house to myself—but as I get older (I’m 37), I find it increasingly difficult to stay up past midnight! If I had the luxury of being a full-time author, I’d get my scribbling done first thing in the morning and take my afternoons off. As for my daily quota: When working on my last book, War of Words, I aimed for 1,000 words a day. With Human Game, I was happy if I got 750 words down. Granted, I wrote the book with a newborn in the house. Surprisingly, Human Game turned out to be my longest manuscript to date, clocking in at 95,000 words.

What really appeals to me about being a full-time author, isn’t necessarily the writing—it’s the freedom of time. Yes, I’d be happy spending many hours churning out pages, but I love the thought of being able to take a break during the day, whenever I wanted, to spend time with my wife and son—or catch up on my reading. I realize, of course, this is something of an opium dream. Very few authors achieve a level of success that allows them to write fulltime, but life would be pretty dull without a dream or two.

So I wait for the breakout book—and, in the meantime, I write . . .

‘Always writing the Next Book’

In author, writers, Writing on February 24, 2012 at 7:37 am


On his entertaining blog, Abominations, fellow scribe Marc Schuster writes about a letter he once received from Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk. “The reality of a career,” wrote Palahniuk, discussing various literary matters, “is that you’ll always be writing a Next Book.”

Very true.

Even when I’m trying to make a deadline and am up to my neck in a manuscript, I’m pondering what the next book will be. There’s always that fear the ideas will stop coming. As I write non-fiction books, it’s probably easier for me to stumble across story ideas than someone who writes fiction—but there’s always that worry in the back of my mind that I’ve drained the well dry.

Add to that the anxiety experienced by every journeyman author: Will I find a publisher who wants to release whatever I do next? I’ve had a pretty good run, thus far. Penguin published my first two books in the States and will be publishing my sixth book in October. I’ve had three mainstream publishers in the UK release my work. But none of that’s a guarantee that another publisher will take on my work in the future. I think scoring a bestseller probably seals that deal.

By the way . . . Marc’s latest book, available for pre-order, is called The Grievers.

Can ‘genre fiction’ qualify as ‘Great Literature’? Yes.

In books, writers on February 22, 2012 at 7:22 am


In a New York Times article last week, author Dominique Browning writes that while on a recent flight, she lost herself in a good book. So rapt was her attention, she stopped worrying about whether she would make her connection—in fact, she didn’t realize they had taken off until she pried her eyes from the page and looked out the window. The book, she writes, was the perfect kind of book to distract one’s mind from the many discomforts of air travel:

My heart and mind were plunged into an epic battle between good and evil, the struggle to establish a new world order, the heartbreak of love fractured by political imperative, the tragedy of families torn apart.

Was I reading War and Peace? Hardly. I have given up flying with Great Literature.

The book was George R.R. Martin’s Game of Thrones. When traveling, Browning tells us, her literary tastes veer towards Martin, Patricia Cornwell, P.D. James, and other scribes who write what many would call “genre fiction.” She loves the “narrative drive” of such authors and their ability to draw you into a story. No argument there. Martin, Cornwell, and James have all written fabulous books—and Browning openly discusses the joys of reading popular genres. What bothers me about the article is that she states several times that such books aren’t “Great Literature.” At one point, she writes:

I no longer take Great Literature on the road. It belongs nestled in my arms, deep in a comfortable chair by a crackling fire, where I can tend lovingly to every detail it whispers, where I can pay close attention to the dexterous play of intelligence and the lilting nuance of verbal agility.

There are those like Harold Bloom who believe only Shakespeare or Cormac McCarthy can write great literature (McCarthy’s refusal to use quotation marks drives me nuts, by the way), but that’s an idiotic stance. I’m not saying Browning is elitist, as Bloom would never admit to liking a fantasy novel, but I would argue a book that consumed her attention the way Game of Thrones did on that flight qualifies as great literature. When you get right down to it, a book’s main purpose is to entertain. A good book is a good book. It doesn’t matter who wrote it or when. Yes, we can be impressed with a writer’s vocabulary and the “nuance” of their “verbal agility”—but if the book ultimately bores us, is it still great? The definition, of course, is purely subjective. I love Steinbeck and John O’Hara’s Appointment in Samarra, but I also think Stephen King’s The Shining and Bag of Bones are examples of great literature.

Great literature draws you in, makes you forget your everyday worries and renders you oblivious to the passing of time. Going by this definition, I’d qualify the works of the late James Crumley—one of the most underrated crime novelists out there—as meeting such criteria. Consider the beauty of this passage from his book The Wrong Case:

A car full of drunks hissed over the Ripley Avenue bridge and down the ramp above us, fleeing through the night down black and wet streets, heading home or to another gaily lighted bar rife with music and dancing and sweaty women with bright eyes and lips like faded rose petals. As the driver down-shifted, the exhaust belched, the tires snickered across the slick pavement, a girl’s shrill laughter flew out, abandoned like an empty beer can in the skid. The colored lights from the discreet Riverfront sign reflected off the dark asphalt, wavering as the wind sifted the rain, glowing distantly like the lights of a city beneath a black sea.

It’s a wonderful piece of descriptive writing, typical of Crumley—a passage you’d want to enjoy in a comfortable chair by a glowing hearth, relishing the skill of an amazing writer. There is no shame in admitting that a popular author has created something of superior quality. Any writing that is able to remove us from the realities of everyday life is great literature.

Let the English majors shudder.

The day Hollywood called

In books on February 16, 2012 at 8:14 am

Sucker!

Valentine’s Day this year marked an anniversary for me, as it was on Feb. 14, 2011, Hollywood came knocking. Actually, it sent an e-mail and lured me in with a promise of great things. I’m not normally a naïve person, but I fell for the spiel and flattery. Then, just as quickly as it began, the all-too-brief acquaintance was over.


The person who contacted me was an Emmy Award-winning producer with major credits to his name. He wanted to chat about my first book, On the House, which details the bizarre murder of speakeasy habitué Michael Malloy in Prohibition-era New York. A gang of thugs, subsequently named “the Murder Trust” by the tabloids of the day, decided to take an insurance policy out on Malloy and do him in. Unfortunately for the would-be killers, Malloy proved to be a drunken marvel of indestructibility and survived multiple attempts on his life—each one more outrageous than the last—without realizing anyone was trying to kill him. The gang, consisting of a syphilitic speakeasy owner, crooked undertaker, trigger-happy gangster, desperate greengrocer, and alcoholic bartender, grew increasingly desperate with each failed attempt.

They fed him shots of rat poison and anti-freeze, served him sardine sandwiches laced with carpet tacks and metal shavings, got him drunk and buried him naked in the snow, all to no avail. When running Malloy over with a car failed to get the job done, the gang decided to kill someone who looked like Malloy but might prove to be an easier target. To cut a long story short, Malloy was eventually murdered. The members of the Murder Trust paid for their misdeeds in the electric chair. In the wake of his death, the downtrodden Malloy became the toast of New York society. Much like Seabiscuit, the guy became a symbol of Depression-era resilience.

The book—published in 2005 by Penguin’s Berkley imprint—is now out of print, but I continue to have a soft spot for it. Anyway, the producer wanted to chat about On the House and the other books I’ve written. Why, he wanted to know once we connected on the phone, was I spending my days in an office when I was obviously a “great, fucking writer”? He told me to send copies of all my books to him and his partner, an Academy Award-winning screenwriter. Initially, I did a pretty good job keeping my hopes grounded—but the guy kept working me up. At one point, he wrote in an e-mail, “You won’t be sorry!”

Guess what?

The guy vanished into the ether and cut off all communication just as suddenly as it began. A movie he produced hit theaters last year and his name appears in the trade publications attached to various projects with big-name stars, but we’re incommunicado. What really ticks me off about the whole thing is the fact I sent the dude free copies of all my books (including the last two copies I had of one book in particular). With all his success, couldn’t he have just purchased copies and slipped a few bucks in royalties into my pocket?

C’mon, show a writer some love–and respect!

Publication frustration

In e-books, publishing, Random thoughts, Writing on February 14, 2012 at 9:11 am

Editor’s Note: This post is aimed not at the really good writers out there who publish their own work, but those scribes guilty of self-publishing books with horrible spelling, bad grammar, clichéd similes, and countless other literary crimes.

For my recent trip to England, I downloaded several books onto my Kindle Fire, including Michael Morpurgo’s War Horse and the classic thriller The 39 Steps by John Buchan. Both were great reads. Not great, however, were a couple of self-published books I purchased from the Kindle store. I won’t reveal the titles or authors—but I will say that I won’t be reading anything by these offenders again. No one recommended the books to me; I stumbled across them on my own. I’m not angry I spent good money on said books, as they were only 99 cents each—I’m annoyed with the authors for publishing them in the first place. I love many different authors and a broad range of genres, but I can’t tolerate horrible writing.

There is nothing wrong with an author publishing his or her own work. While it gives a writer greater control over their creation, it also places on them a greater responsibility to produce something of quality. I’m not saying it has to be Shakespeare—but it should, at the very least, display the author’s basic understanding of grammar and an ability to produce decent prose. Obviously, if you publish through a traditional publishing house, you have editors and proofreaders vetting your copy. If you’re putting it out there yourself, the entire burden rests on your shoulders. If you’re self-publishing, you’re in essence an ambassador for a burgeoning field. If you have several lousy meals at a restaurant, you’d probably stop eating there. Likewise, how many bad self-published authors does one read before giving up on self-published books altogether?

According to a statistic I came across online, more than 74,000 self-published books were released in 2009! One can’t be shoddy and expect to stand out in a field that crowded. It’s tough enough trying to make it with a major publishing house behind you. There are great self-published authors out there (check out my friend Chris Randolph at Oktopods) who fret over every word and sentence. This, of course, is how it should be. Take pride in what you write. At least prove to the rest of us you know the difference between “there” and “their,” or when to use “it’s” versus “its.”

And never, when describing a murder, compare a blade cutting through flesh to a “hot knife slicing through butter.”

I’m not a big fan of “American Idol” (I blame Ryan Seacrest for unleashing the Kardashian plague), but I sometimes take grim pleasure in watching the audition episodes. I always feel sorry for the poor individuals with no vocal talent whatsoever who truly believe they can sing. It’s both comedic and horrifying to watch.

Bad singing is funny; bad writing isn’t—but why not? Because expressing ideas on paper in a clear, concise manner is a fundamental skill we should all possess. Not everyone is going to write with Churchillian eloquence, but everyone should have a basic understanding of how to construct a sentence.

That’s all I want to say.

Possible book project and confusion at Starbucks

In author, books, publishing, Writing on February 11, 2012 at 11:16 am

Last Friday, my first night in London, I met my book editor for drinks and dinner at the Goat Tavern, a 300-year-old pub on Kensington High Street. It was our first face-to-face encounter. We worked together a couple of years ago on Dark City, my history of infamous crimes in wartime London. Said editor, Mark Beynon, is also an author. His most recent work is London’s Curse: Murder, Black Magic, and Tutankhamun in the 1920s West End, which implicates occultist Aleister Crowley in a series of murders that shocked London following the discovery of King Tut’s tomb.

It looks as though Mark and I may be working on another book together for publisher The History Press. Details have yet to be ironed out, and I’m still researching the tentative subject matter at hand . . . so we’ll see how things proceed. In other books news, Penguin will soon have the finished cover design for Human Game (scheduled for an October release) ready. Once they send it my way, I’ll post it here!

Last Sunday afternoon, I went to Paddington Station and caught a train north to visit family. Before my departure, I walked into the station’s Starbucks and ordered a latte. The young guy behind the register was of Eastern European descent and had a very thick accent. I must have also been hard to understand because it took me two tries to convey what I wanted to drink. He eventually picked up a paper cup and a pen and said something to me. Again, there was a communication breakdown. I could only assume he was asking me my name so he could write it on the cup, as they do in Starbucks here in the States. I said, “Simon.” He offered me nothing but a blank stare, so I proceeded to spell my name for him. He dully scribbled it on the side of the cup, looked at me, and said, “Why do you tell me your name?”

I felt the blood rush to my face. “I have no idea,” I said. “I thought that’s what you were asking me.”

“I wasn’t,” he replied—without offering any explanation as to what he had actually said to me.

When the barista (also Eastern European) was handed my cup to make the latte, she asked the cashier, “What is ‘Simon’?”

“I don’t know,” the cashier shrugged, pointing a finger at me. “He keeps telling me his name.”

By now, I just wanted to make a hasty retreat with my latte in hand. Mercifully, the barista got busy making my drink. When done, she thrust it in my direction and said, “This is yours.”

I took my coffee and scurried from the premises.

My UK television adventure

In Uncategorized on February 10, 2012 at 8:44 am


Pubs were visited, pints were consumed, and my interview for the British television show “Murder Casebook” went well. At least the host and crew, I’m happy to report, were pleased with my performance. The show is tentatively scheduled to air sometime in April on the UK’s Crime and Investigation Network. My six days in England went by far too quickly, but any chance to visit the Motherland is always welcome.

I taped my interview on Saturday. Originally scheduled to take place at RAF Uxbridge, an historic airbase with ties to Winston Churchill and the Battle of Britain, we ended up filming at RAF Northolt, an active airfield in West London. It, too, played a pivotal role in the defense of the capital during the Second World War and was the first base from which the famous Spitfire flew. For a history geek like me, it was very cool stuff!

The interview was a great experience. Surprisingly, I was pretty calm before hand thanks to the production team who did a great job making me feel at ease. We filmed in the Officer’s Mess in front of a large fireplace framed between the RAF’s official flag and the Union Jack. The subject was Gordon Frederick Cummins, an RAF cadet and serial killer who stalked the blacked-out streets of wartime London, murdering four women in a fashion similar to Jack the Ripper. The press ultimately dubbed Cummins “The Blackout Ripper.” I wrote about the case in my second book In the Dark (published in the UK as The Blackout Murders).

Fred Dinenage, the show’s host and well-known British TV reporter, had me walk through Cummins’s crime spree and detail each of the murders. He was a great interviewer and engaged me in a friendly, conversational style. I was once featured on Court TV’s “The Investigators.” Throughout that taping, the crew had to keep stopping the interview to put powder on my forehead to blunt the glare of the camera lights. I’m happy to say there were no such problems this time around.

The taping took the better part of three hours. I brought a camera with me–but I got so wrapped up in things, I forgot to take pictures! Naturally, once the interview was over, I thought of better ways to phrase the things I had said. Such is life.

All in all, it was an amazing experience and one for which I’m incredibly thankful. It would not have been possible without the perseverance of the wonderful Liz Kay at Talent TV South. So, to Liz, I say, “Cheers!”

Journeying into the past

In books on February 1, 2012 at 2:29 pm

The suitcase is nearly packed; my reading selection for the plane is close to being finalized. Tomorrow, I take off for the United Kingdom. I’m being interviewed on Saturday for an upcoming episode of “Murder Casebook” on the UK Discovery Channel. The show will focus on the Blackout Ripper, a serial killer who stalked the nighttime streets of London in February 1942. He murdered four women and attacked two more in the course of a week before being apprehended by Scotland Yard. I wrote about the case in my second book, published by Penguin in the US under the title In the Dark and by JR Books in the UK as The Blackout Murders. It’s also covered in my most recent book, Dark City, which was published in Britain to commemorate the seventieth anniversary of the Blitz.

Friday night, I’m meeting my book editor for several pints and a good English meal (yes, I love English food: roast beef, Yorkshire pudding, fish and chips, sticky toffee pudding . . . the list goes on) at The Goat Tavern in Kensington. The pub features in one of Britain’s most notorious murder cases, for it was here John “Acid Bath” Haigh met one of his victims. Haigh’s modus operandi earned him his nickname. He would shoot his victims in the back of the head and then dispose of their bodies in acid.

My interview is tentatively taking place in the officer’s mess at RAF Uxbridge, the fighter base responsible for the defense of London and southeast England during the Battle of Britain. Winston Churchill visited the base’s operation bunker on August 16, 1940, to monitor the progress of an air battle. It was on this occasion he first uttered his famous remark, “Never has so much been owed by so many to so few.” Four days later, he would incorporate that phrase into one of his rousing war speeches.

What can I say? I’m a history geek, so all this stuff excites me! I’m not sure if I’ll have a chance to blog while I’m in the UK, but I’ll certainly be posting an update when I return!

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