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Belated thoughts on the Opening Ceremony: Not even 007 could save it

In Random thoughts on July 30, 2012 at 6:51 am

Let me begin by saying, I’m British. Although the U.S. has been my wonderful home for two decades, I consider myself a Brit first and foremost, proud of that island nation’s culture and heritage. I’m still a British citizen. Friday night, my wife and I sat down to watch the opening ceremony. I was excited to see the sort of regal pageantry and pomp and circumstance the British do so well. In the weeks leading up to the event, I had some reservations. I’m not a fan of Danny Boyle, the ceremony’s director. I don’t think his movies are that great and consider “Slumdog Millionaire,” in particular, to be one of the most overrated films in recent memory.

And so we sat on the sofa, a bottle of wine at the ready, and watched. All I can say after the event is that I have no idea what the LA Times, New York Times, New Yorker, Chicago Tribune, and other major publications were raving about. What I saw, and it pains me deeply to say this, was a boring and disjointed mess. Perhaps it had something to do with NBC’s editing–or not.

I thought the set piece at the beginning—the one depicting old, pastoral England—was a nice way to open the show, but it quickly became obvious that nothing, other than people playing cricket on the “village green” and miners marching off to work, was happening. I enjoyed the children choir’s rendition of “Jerusalem,” but why Boyle intercut the song with images of rugby playing, I have no idea.

Following the somewhat lackluster opening, we all had to wait ten or fifteen minutes as “workers” from the Industrial Revolution swept away the bucolic greenery to make way for smoke stacks and steel foundries. The stacks rising from the stadium floor made for a cool spectacle, as did the forging of the Olympic Rings, but—again—nothing else seemed to happen. The piece was made all the more bizarre by the modern dance moves the “industrialists” kept doing at random intervals.

From this point on, the whole thing just degenerated into a cluttered mess. From an international standpoint, when one things of Britain, they most likely envision double-decker busses, red telephone boxes, kings, queens, knights, etc.—none of which featured in Friday night’s snooze fest. Instead, we saw tributes to things completely unknown to people outside the U.K. A dance number celebrating the understaffed and underfunded National Health Service—really? The Great Ormond Street Hospital is a wonderful institution, but putting it in the Opening Ceremony would be like an American city doing a number around St. Jude’s (no one outside the States would get it).

I realize the Opening Ceremony is a chance for the host nation to show off its culture and history, but couldn’t Boyle have selected themes that resonate with a global audience? What about capitalizing on Britain’s phenomenal pop-culture history? The nation that gave us The Beatles, The Kinks, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and countless other classic acts, couldn’t have come up with something better than this? It got to the point where I had no idea what Boyle was trying to accomplish, or what message he was hoping to convey. The most perplexing number of the night was the “love story for a digital age,” featuring a teenage girl searching for her lost cellphone. It seemed totally odd going from pastoral England, to the Industrial Revolution, to a story about the digital age set in what looked like a 1960s acid flashback. Adding insult to injury, the mess of a number finished with a rap performance (no offense: I can’t stand rap).

Thankfully, the audio-and-visual torment eventually gave way to the Parade of Nations. What I didn’t understand were the outfits worn by the American and British teams. The Yanks looked like French flight attendants, while the Brits looked like crewmembers from the Love Boat.

From there, we had the lighting of the torch—not by any athlete who earned the honor, mind you, but seven teens who hope to be future Olympians. Again, a major fail. Either Roger Bannister—the English runner who broke the four-minute mile in 1954—or David Beckham should have been assigned the task. This gave way to the evening’s musical entertainment. Prior to Sir Paul McCartney taking the stage, we were treated to the Arctic Monkeys covering The Beatles “Come Together.” It was a good rendition, even if the choice of band—considering the numerous British musical acts out there—was somewhat questionable. Sir Paul performed “Hey Jude” and got the stadium singing. I’m a fan of The Beatles and McCartney’s solo work—but is the guy dying his hair?

In the end, the highlight for me was the fireworks extravaganza set to Pink Floyd’s “Eclipse” from Dark Side of the Moon. I really wanted to enjoy the ceremony, but it seemed to me the whole thing was a missed opportunity. I found out later the event featured a tribute to those who died in the July 7, 2005, terrorist attacks on London. NBC, however, decided to edit out that number in favor of Ryan Seacrest interviewing Michael Phelps. Another major fail, this time on NBC’s part.

Let’s just hope the closing ceremony is better.

First impressions: My opening paragraphs . . .

In Writing on April 2, 2012 at 8:41 am

It’s always fun, when in a bookstore, to pick up a random book and read the opening paragraph. Over the years, this exercise has resulted in the purchase of books I might have otherwise missed or ignored. I discovered Fred Vargas’s The Chalk-Circle Man this way, which soon led me to her other wonderful books. As a teen, the opening lines of Raymond Chandler’s The Long Goodbye hooked me instantly. I’ve been a fan of Philip Marlowe’s adventures ever since.

It goes without saying that a great opening sets the tone of a book. Ian Fleming and John Steinbeck are responsible for my two favorite opening paragraphs. Fleming’s introduction to Casino Royale, the first James Bond novel, is brilliant for its sense of atmosphere:

The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. Then the soul-erosion produced by high gambling–a compost of greed and fear and nervous tension–becomes unbearable and the senses awake and revolt from it.

The opening to Steinbeck’s Cannery Row is wonderful for its vivid evocation of setting:

Cannery Row in Monterey in California is a poem, a stink, a grating noise, a quality of light, a tone, a habit, a nostalgia, a dream. Cannery Row is the gathered and scattered, tin and iron and rust and splintered wood, chipped pavement and weedy lots and junk heaps, sardine canneries of corrugated iron, honky tonks, restaurants and whore houses, and little crowded groceries, and laboratories and flophouses. Its inhabitants are, as the man once said, ‘whores, pimps, gamblers and sons of bitches,’ by which he meant Everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, ‘Saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,’ and he would have meant the same thing.

While I’m certainly not attempting to compare myself with the likes of Fleming and Steinbeck (!), I thought I’d share the opening paragraphs to my previous books. I hope you enjoy . . .

On the House (Berkley, October 2005):

This story is true. Names have not been changed to protect the innocent, for nearly all the participants were perpetrators of nefarious schemes and bodily harm. They were low-rent thugs and booze-addled crooks surprisingly incompetent in their criminal undertakings. This is not a tale of smooth operators in silk suits. It is, instead, a story of bungling ineptitude, of a crime so convoluted, authorities were “admittedly skeptical” of its veracity when it first came to light. Once the facts were established, Bronx District Attorney Samuel J. Foley declared the scheme to be “the most grotesque chain of events in New York criminal history.”

In the Dark (Berkley, November 2006); Published in the UK as The Blackout Murders (JR Books, March 2008):

A dark, cramped space of stagnant air, the bomb shelter’s interior smelled of cold mortar and stale sweat. A stone seat ran the length of one inner wall, while, on the floor, an electric lantern cast a pallid circle of light across the morbid discovery made earlier that morning. The brick-built shelter was one of several on Montague Place, Marylebone—near Regent’s Park in Central London—and one of countless similar structures that lined the streets of the capital. It was just shy of nine o’clock, and a harsh winter’s sun backlit the city’s shattered skyline. Daybreak came hard to London, a metropolis whose landscape had been forever altered by incendiary and high-explosive—but the air-raid sirens had remained silent the night before.

War of Words (Union Square Press, May 2009):

A profession not without risk, the job of newspaper editor attracted men of stern stuff in the testosterone-rich days of old San Francisco. Nearly fatal beatings and bloodletting by pistol and bowie knife were regularly occurring phenomena outside (and sometimes inside) the sanctity of the newsroom. Gunpowder and steel proved highly effective in expressing one’s displeasure with an article–more so than a letter to the editor. An angry reader gunned down a reporter in the autumn of 1852 outside Sacramento after the scribe penned an editorial criticizing the governor. One editor got the picture and posted the following notice on his office door: “Subscriptions received from 9 to 4; challenges from 11 to 12 only.”

Dark City (Ian Allan, London, October 2010):

Christmas shoppers crowded narrow Birchin Lane in the early afternoon hours of Friday, 8 November 1944, their collars turned up against the heavy fog that hung over the city. They paid scant attention to the Vauxhall that turned into the street shortly after two-thirty and came to a stop outside Frank Wordley’s jewelry store at number 23. Three young men, one of them carrying an axe, clambered out of the vehicle and approached the store’s front window.

The Killing Skies (Spellmount/The History Press, London, March 2006):

Memories still lingered. A generation of British men wiped out in the mud-swamped, rat-infested trenches of the Western Front. A war not yet far removed by the passing of time. Now, on a Sunday, a mere two decades after the Great War’s guns fell silent, the BBC carried the subdued tones of Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain, broadcasting from the Cabinet Room at 10 Downing Street . . . At 11 a.m. on 3 September 1939, as barrage balloons ascended above London, Big Ben tolled the hour of war.

Thanks for the blogging awards . . .

In Uncategorized on March 28, 2012 at 11:41 am

In recent days, blogger Colline has been kind enough to bestow upon me the Very Inspiring Blogger Award, while H. Conrad Miller and Rola Yousef have both sent the Versatile Blogger Award my way. From Kourtney Heintz, I received the Liebster Blog Award. Thank you, comrades in scribbling, for this recognition—and, more importantly, for your readership. These awards come with certain requirements, so I’ll combine them here. First, seven random things about myself:

1. I have slight OCD and have to check I’ve locked the door four times when I leave the house (insert snickering here . . .).

2. If given the choice, I prefer Beefeater’s gin over Tanqueray.

3. I often feel I was born a couple of generations too late. I wish I could have experienced London and Paris in the twenties and thirties. I would have worn a fedora and smoked cigarettes. San Francisco in the sixties would have been pretty cool, too.

4. I’ve yet to write the book I was “meant” to write—whatever that is.

5. If I ever scored a major bestseller and had the financial means to do so, I would take my family on a week’s vacation to Goldeneye, Ian Fleming’s Jamaican retreat where he penned the James Bond novels. It’s now a high-end resort.

6. In an attempt to be healthier, I’ve stopped drinking on weeknights. I now only enjoy alcohol on Friday and Saturday nights.

7. I hope my next book, Human Game: The True Story of the ‘Great Escape’ Murders and the Hunt for the Gestapo Gunmen, due out in October, sells well!

Now, I’ll list some blogs that I enjoy visiting (these, obviously, are in addition to the four folks mentioned above):

1. Fellow scribe Marc Schuster has a dry wit that I always find entertaining. Be sure to check out his book The Grievers, due out in May.

2. Kate, the 4 a.m. Writer, publishes great posts on pursuing “The Dream.”

3. Julie at Word Flows shares with readers her creative process. It’s always interesting to see how other writers work.

4. The poems and paintings of D.F. Barker are beautiful.

5. I also enjoy the artwork of Moyra Blayney.

6. Sally Panayiotou shares her struggles with the “work in progress.”

7. The Literary Man . . . the title speaks for itself!

8. Becoming Madame is a wonderful blog about living in Paris. If you can’t visit the city, this is the next best thing.

Writing advice from Ian Fleming

In author, manuscript, writers, Writing on January 22, 2012 at 1:13 pm


I love reading biographies of my favorite authors. Among the few books I’m reading concurrently (it’s a terrible habit) is Ian Fleming: The Man Behind James Bond by Andrew Lycett, first published in 1995. If your exposure to Bond is limited to the movies, I highly suggest you check out Fleming’s novels. The only similarity between the books and the films are the titles and the names of characters. Fleming’s stories are far grittier than what you see on the silver screen. The writing is also superb.

Fleming wrote all fourteen Bond novels at his Jamaican retreat, Goldeneye. Here, as described by Lycett, is his writing routine:

Ian had finally decided to launch into the novel which had been rattling around in his head for so long. He was not a man to tackle such projects half-heartedly. Every morning after a swim on the reef, he breakfasted with Ann in the garden. When he had finished his scrambled eggs and Blue Mountain coffee, he kissed her and made his way across the small veranda into the main living-room. He shut the big doors, closed the jalousies, and opened his big roll-top desk. For three hours, he pounded the keys of his twenty-year-old Imperial portable typewriter. At noon he emerged from the cool of his retreat and stood blinking in the heat of the day. After lunch, he slept for an hour or so, and then, around five, he returned to his desk to look over what he had typed earlier in the day. When he had made his corrections, he placed his manuscript in the bottom left-hand drawer of his desk. Ian was a man of routine, and that writing regimen, now established, continued for the next dozen years, whenever he was at Goldeneye.

The book would eventually become Casino Royale. It’s interesting to note that Fleming edited the manuscript as he went along. I’ve tried doing this but find it to be the kiss of death, as I end up scrapping everything I’ve done. I generally try to get the whole thing down on paper before I take the red pen to it.

Fleming, needless to say, took his writing very seriously. Here is some advice he sent to a friend, who was struggling with a manuscript. It’s great and probably pertinent to every writer:

You will be constantly depressed by the progress of the opus and feel it is all nonsense and that nobody will be interested. Those are the moments when you must all the more obstinately stick to your schedule and do your daily stint . . . Never mind about the brilliant phrase or the golden word, once the typescript is there you can fiddle, correct and embellish as much as you please. So don’t be depressed if the first draft seems a bit raw, all first drafts do. Try and remember the weather and smells and sensations and pile in every kind of contemporary detail. Don’t let anyone see the manuscript until you are very well on with it and above all don’t let anything interfere with your routine. Don’t worry about what you put in, it can always be cut out on re-reading; it’s the total recall that matters.

Some interesting food for thought.

Happy scribbling!

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